happy walrus day!

Today is Walrus Day. (Oh Happy Day!) Walrus Day is a holiday invented by a friend of a friend. And it’s purpose? On Walrus Day you do exactly what it is you’ve been wanting to do the whole year but haven’t gotten around to. Call in sick and lay in bed reading all day! Learn […]

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all hail the dark lord

This just in: This year, there’s a new candidate up for the position of Satan! That’s right folks! Buy Round Up, and place your vote for the new dark lord today! 120,547 Reasons Why Monsanto Should Win This Year’s Title: Next Best Thing to Satan, Nuclear Apocalypse, and Slow Painful Death

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