Protected: eyes in the back of your beard

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a tramp abroad

I don’t recall enjoying The Adventures of Tom Sawyer or The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn when they were forced upon me at the ripe old age of 14. I don’t remember laughing out loud or even thinking that Twain was a particularly funny guy. Actually, I don’t recall ever reading them at all, though I […]

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love song while running away

This just in: The Agency would like to notify all citizens that on the night before moving yourself six hours across the country, you should at all costs avoid drinking a half a liter of vodka with your ex-boyfriend. You will feel sad, and hungover. Thank you for your time. — There are two lesser […]

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